Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Puff Addy

Hawa and some of her sibs, coming through
the compound to get water




            I was chopping onions furiously, turning my head ever so slightly to the right as to not catch a draft of the stinging fumes, when I heard Hawa’s familiar voice.  “Jonifa? Ita kweis…”  Knowing that my ever-curious (ever-loitering) thirteen-year-old neighbor didn’t merely want to know how I was doing, I put down the knife, brushed my wet hands on my skirt, and went out to see what she needed.  Expecting her to ask for some old clothes or a jerry can, I only half-listened to her, waiting for the moment when I could tell her (like I do every week) that the team only gives out items on Friday.  However, amidst her jumbled Arabic, one word stood out more clearly above the rest— “debiiba” – snake.    My ears perked up.  After listening some more, I got the gist that a big snake was in her house and she needed someone to come and kill it.  “I am scared,” she kept repeating.  I was beginning to fear that it was only Hawa and her toddler siblings there at the compound.  I called Rooney over, who was doing some handiwork for John that afternoon.  We picked up a hoe and weed slasher and set out at a brisk pace to get this snake before it slithered its way back into the bush.  
            Upon walking into the compound, I noticed that the majority of the family was there, including some young men.  Under my breath I asked Rooney, “And why are the men not trying to kill it?...”  We walked with the guys over to the snake’s location, ready to offer our services as experienced, brave, snake-killing machines.  Our guides stopped about fifteen feet from the entrance of the tukul, not daring to go an inch closer.  Rooney and I both moved closer, squinting into the dark hut to see the snake.  As my eyes adjusted to see it, I gave a guttural shriek and turned away covering my mouth, like some damsel in an old horror film.  The thing was huge.  It was like python-huge, like something I’ve only seen in books or on television.  I don’t tend to be very scared of snakes; however, this was something I did not want to see coiled up inside my neighbor’s bedroom—it was just too unnatural.  Of course, I am in Africa, so it kind of comes with the territory.
            I quickly decided that the tools we had were not nearly long enough to reach this thing from a safe distance, so I ran back to get the 20-foot hoe, which has been used in the past by “Snake Killah” Melissa to behead snakes.  In typical African fashion, I returned to the neighbor’s home with three extra people in tow.  (The Bishop’s teenage sons had just killed their own snake twenty minutes prior and were eager to make another kill.)  As we trekked back to Hawa’s compound, Joseph exclaimed, “Watch out, Jack!”  Looking ahead, where I expected to see another snake, I saw Duniya, the neighbors’ little dog, trotting up to Jack.  “You are scared of the tiny dog?!”  I asked incredulously.  “That dog is crazy,” stated Jack.  Duniya is NOT crazy—merely curious and playful at times.  I couldn’t believe that, here we were, about to kill a venomous snake, and the guys were more concerned with a puppy.  However, minutes later, when the boys got a look at the chunky, spotted snake, they too shuddered and shrank back in fear.  It looked like it was going to have to be a whole group effort.
            The boys and I surrounded the tukul with our weapons of choice, ranging from bamboo poles to bricks to bows and arrows. (I personally prefer the normal sized garden hoe.  It is long enough to keep your distance, while having enough heavy metal on the end to slam down and decapitate the creature of choice.)  Joseph, Bishop’s middle child and thinker of the group, stated, “We need to create a plan.”  He was right.  Rushing at the thing with all of our weapons would only cause confusion and injury on our part.  We had little margin for error, given that the snake was a Puff Adder, the most poisonous of all the snakes in S. Sudan.  I made sure to reiterate that tidbit of information every time a boy got overzealous and wanted to get a closer look at the situation.  We didn’t need to look any closer—the situation was clear.  A puff adder was lounging on the windowsill of my neighbors’ tukul. Although deadly, Puff Adders are quite slow.  I advised the boys that whatever they chose to do would be a helpful step in slowing the snake down to a lumbering speed.  Then we could worry about making the deadly blow.    
            I stood at the back end of the hut, in case the snake decided to retreat out through the windowsill and into the bush.  We all held our breath as Hawa’s older brother brought out his trusty monkey-slaying bow and arrow and took aim.  The first shot missed and hit the thatched roof.  The second shot was spot on.  The snake dropped down, fully inside the tukul, and we all rushed around to the front to see it.  It was curled up in the back corner, under the bed.  Tough-guy-Rooney then took the reigns of the operation and began stabbing away at the thing, using the safe but sure 20-ft hoe.  It was quite a process.  The snake would torque its body around to best absorb the blows with its muscular end.  Rooney could not break the skin on the thing.  Eventually, he got some good bludgeons in and dragged the near-dead snake out into the open for a proper beheading.  I stepped up to be the one, but still couldn’t break through its neck, even when putting all of my body weight into the hoe.  Eventually, Joseph jumped up, got some air and momentum, and slammed down into the Puff Adder, taking its head clean off.  VICTORY!  Man beats Nature yet again!  Iya, Hawa’s mom, was overjoyed.  Everyone gawked over the carcass of the puff adder (which had a surprisingly short body, given how thick it was).  Joseph and Jack took the head back to their home for bragging rights and for the opportunity to torment Ferida, while she was trying to cook dinner.
    
           
When I ask Sudanese children what they fear the most, they all say “debiiba.”  I guess that’s not so different from the kids in the United States.  However, when American children think of a scary snake, it is often one from their nightmares, from the story in the picture book or on a television show.  It’s that elusive monster that someday just may crawl out of the closet and slither into your bed.  For the children here, it is a reality, but they don’t let it stop them from living their lives from day to day.  A snake is just another living thing that God has put in South Sudan.  So they accept it. And respect it.  And thank God for everyday that He wakes them up to see the sunrise and traverse across the green land to get their morning water… although they may now be watching more carefully as they walk through the tall grass.  

The Lord will keep you from all harm--
He will watch over your life.
-Psalm 121:7

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